Quotes Page
This page is dedicated to jokes I have found. Credit is given where possible.
This page is ALWAYS under construction and is updated as I think of
things to say.
Please stop back frequently.
In statistics, the data sample size is called 'n'.
I have more confidence in the means. standard deviations and
correlations with a bigger 'n'.
For in stats, as in ehtics, the n's do justify the means.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One gets bumped and says
"Oh no! I lost an electron!", the other says "are you sure?", the
first replies "I'm positive!"
There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those
who don't.
Q) How many people understand hex if only you and dead people understand hex?
A) 57006
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
